Paschal and Samantha Investigate: Season 2

More quirky storylines for Ireland’s most unusual detective duo.
1. THE KILLER WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY
While Paschal is in hospital for the removal of an in-growing toenail, he witnesses a brutal murder, but no trace of the body can be found.
2. RICHOCHET
While trying to disarm a suspect, Paschal accidentally shoots two gossiping old ladies and the Lady Mayoress’ prized poodle, Fifi.
3. THE KILLER WHO MADE THEM LAUGH
Paschal and Samantha suspect that Burpy the circus clown may be responsible for a series of brutal murders.
4. THE VIBE IS MURDER: PART 1
When two former members of defunct 70s rock band, ‘Monosyllabic Grunt’ are brutally murdered, Paschal goes undercover as an ageing groupie and discovers that the two victims were collaborating on a tell-all book.
5. THE VIBE IS MURDER: PART 2
Paschal discovers that a former member of ‘Monosyllabic Grunt’ is now a leading political figure and that he will stop at nothing to stop his sleazy past being exposed.
6. DESPERATE HOUSE-HUSBANDS
Sick of being stuck at home watching endless tv chat shows, cookery programmes and soap operas, four unemployed house-husbands embark on a crime spree in Tullyhooley.
7. THE BEST ACCOUNTANT MONEY CAN BUY
Paschal and Samantha are shocked to learn that their accountant, Blaise Sherry has bought a one-way ticket to the Cayman Islands just as they receive notification of a tax audit.
8. THE FLICKER OF THE FLAME: PART 1
Delilah O’Reilly, an old flame of Paschal’s from his wild Macra na Feirme days, claims she has evidence of political corruption in high places and that there is a contract out on her.
9. THE FLICKER OF THE FLAME: PART 2
Samantha learns that Delilah has received therapy in the past for compulsive lying. Is she leading Paschal up the garden path? And if she is, what will she do with him when she gets him there?
10. IT STARTED WITH A HAWAIIAN TEE SHIRT
Tullyhooley is rocked by scandal when irregularities are discovered in the parish accounts just as the parish priest buys a new sports car and a ticket for a world cruise. Parishioners blame his change in behaviour on a luminous Hawaiian tee shirt he bought in the local Thrift Shop.
11. A ROLE TO DIE FOR
Terror stalks the Tullyhooley Drama Group’s latest bum-numbing production, ‘Austerity Bites’ when a disgruntled cast member, who has been passed over for the lead role, seeks revenge.
12. IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE
Samantha is asked to look into the background of a handsome groom-to-be, but discovers that there is no record of him prior to his twentieth birthday. But will his dark come-to-bed eyes distract her from her investigations. Meanwhile Paschal is up a mountain looking for some missing sheep.
13. MURDER CASTS A VOTE
A young political hopeful becomes embroiled in a web of blackmail and murder when the woman who accused him of fathering her sextuplets is poisoned during a live television chat show.
14. IF THE GLOVE FITS….
Paschal risks his personal reputation as a private detective when he accuses a one-armed man of the murder of Tullyhooley’s only female mud wrestler even though the killer’s two gloves were found at the scene.
15. NIGHTMARE IN THE TWILIGHT WING
While visiting the Dainty Dentures Nursing Home, Paschal is taken prisoner by deranged pensioner, Beattie Battle, who believes he’s the fiancée who jilted her at the altar in July 1969 on the day man first landed on the moon.
16. TO THE SWIFTEST, VICTORY
A mother-of-ten causes tension and division in Tullyhooley when she alleges that the nine-year-old winner of the U-10 Boys’ Race at the local Sports Day took steroids.
17. HYSTERIA AMONG THE WYSTERIAS
Terror strikes during a Flower Arranging Class in the local Community Centre when the instructress, Tasmin Crisp- Roberts dies after she pricks her finger on a thorn, which has been laced with a powerful toxin.
18. THE WEDDING LIMOUSINE IN FRONT, THE HEARSE BEHIND
The party mood at Tullyhooley’s Wedding of the Year suffers a setback when the bride’s mother drops dead after the foliage on her designer hat is sprayed with a deadly weed-killer. As Paschal and Samantha investigate, they discover that half the wedding guests are suspects as she had been having affairs with the groom, his father and the best man.
19. I’M DUE TO BE MURDERED ON SUNDAY
When two female Ministers of the Eucharist in Tullyhooley commit a fashion faux pas by wearing the same outfit one Sunday, it leads to a series of grisly murders of fellow Ministers and Samantha’s name is on the list.
20. IT’S DOLLY OR BUST: PART 1
While Paschal and Samantha are holidaying in America, Paschal buys a Dolly Parton doll, setting in motion a series of bizarre and terrifying events.
21. IT’S DOLLY OR BUST: PART 2
Who killed the Dolly Parton impersonator? Why are Paschal and Samantha being followed by a man in an Elvis Presley mask? And what is the significance of the torn postcard?
22. BULLSEYE
A darts tournament in the ‘The Ploughman’s Spit’ Bar and Lounge ends with the bizarre death of Seanie ‘Beergut’ O’Toole from a stray dart thrown by Ignatius ‘Bifocal’ Sinnott. Ignatius claims it was an accident, but Samantha becomes suspicious when she learns that he was having an affair an affair with Seanie’s wife.
23. SILENT SNOW, BLOODY SNOW
Paschal is stranded in a remote country house with a disgraced politician while a deranged killer is on the loose.
24. PAWS: PART 1
Paschal and Samantha are asked to protect a talkative Mynah bird called Chirpy, who is the key witness against a top gangland figure. But danger lurks for Chirpy in feline form closer to home.
25. PAWS: PART 2
Can Paschal save the state’s key witness from the hungry jaws of his pet cat, ‘Nibbles’?
26. THE MAN IN THE DARK RAINCOAT
Samantha sets out to clear Paschal’s name when he is accused of being ‘The Tullyhooley Flasher’ by the new priest’s housekeeper, Dolly Pugh.
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